Hi my name is Greg and I am from Fishers, IN. This is my story.

In the beginning...

I was walking down the meadow of the shadow of the valley of Corn Nuts. I was frolicking when I came upon a flying potato. I says to the tater, I says, this here blade of grass is mine and nobody else can take it! With that, the potato proceeded to beat me senseless with its starchy goodness. Then I woke up and realized it was only a dream.

Well the years went along and I grew up, laughing on the way(ha ha ha). Bells were 'bout to ring, spirits were bright and... wait a second, this is a song or something like that. Anyway, I had a little plunger and his name was Pete. I met him one day when I was locked in the bathroom at my neighborhood pool. You know, that reminds me of my neighborhood. I have nazis where I live. Their main goal is to make sure the teenagers have absolutely no fun. Luckily, I am leaving for the Marines June 27, so I am going to cause so much hell and reek boatloads of havoc upon their nazi-like ways. They can't stop us from having fun and they WON'T!

Anyways, I saw the greatest thing in the history of mankind. It was a waffle iron. All I could say flibbertigibett and pickle thorn white.

Below I have links about anything and everything, hence the name Greg's Page of Randomness.

Links
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